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FuckOfftober charity campaign has encouraged people to say ‘Fuck Off’ when required

FuckOfftober charity campaign has encouraged people to say ‘Fuck Off’ when required

The campaign has given more people the confidence to say ‘Fuck Off’ when someone is boring them shitless

Oct 31, 2025

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Wife who told husband not to buy anything for her birthday disappointed that husband didn’t buy anything for her birthday

Wife who told husband not to buy anything for her birthday disappointed that husband didn’t buy anything for her birthday

“When I told him that I didn’t want anything for my birthday, I was kind of hoping that he read between the lines and went out and bought something," she said

Oct 29, 2025

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Woman spends day off work worrying about going back to work

Sally Gumboots spent the entire day with a horrible pit-of-the-stomach feeling about going back to work the day after

Jul 10, 2024

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Woman prepares for Christmas early by falling out with her family in October

Woman prepares for Christmas early by falling out with her family in October

Glenda Wideflaps phoned her parents and siblings last night to call then ‘selfish cockwombles’ to start her festive fisticuffs and save herself money

Oct 24, 2025

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Man responds to wife’s 3,000 word text with a thumbs up

Man responds to wife’s 3,000 word text with a thumbs up

Gary Wondergunt said the emoji saved him labouriously typing out a 5,000 word reply to his wife’s interrogation as to whether he had put the bins out

Oct 23, 2025

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FuckOfftober charity campaign has encouraged people to say ‘Fuck Off’ when required

The campaign has given more people the confidence to say ‘Fuck Off’ when someone is boring them shitless

Oct 31, 2025

•

4 min read

Clive Grimgrits
Clive Grimgrits
FuckOfftober charity campaign has encouraged people to say ‘Fuck Off’ when required

Wife who told husband not to buy anything for her birthday disappointed that husband didn’t buy anything for her birthday

“When I told him that I didn’t want anything for my birthday, I was kind of hoping that he read between the lines and went out and bought something," she said

Oct 29, 2025

•

4 min read

Clive Grimgrits
Clive Grimgrits
Wife who told husband not to buy anything for her birthday disappointed that husband didn’t buy anything for her birthday

Woman prepares for Christmas early by falling out with her family in October

Glenda Wideflaps phoned her parents and siblings last night to call then ‘selfish cockwombles’ to start her festive fisticuffs and save herself money

Oct 24, 2025

•

2 min read

Clive Grimgrits
Clive Grimgrits
Woman prepares for Christmas early by falling out with her family in October

Man responds to wife’s 3,000 word text with a thumbs up

Gary Wondergunt said the emoji saved him labouriously typing out a 5,000 word reply to his wife’s interrogation as to whether he had put the bins out

Oct 23, 2025

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3 min read

Clive Grimgrits
Clive Grimgrits
Man responds to wife’s 3,000 word text with a thumbs up

Millions worldwide silently suffering from Grumpyfuckeritis

Mornings are particular bad for sufferers of this condition, according to experts

Oct 22, 2025

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3 min read

Clive Grimgrits
Clive Grimgrits
Millions worldwide silently suffering from Grumpyfuckeritis

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