Grumpy Fuckers Coffee Shop
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The event, which takes place on 20th March, is designed to promote wellbeing and happiness
Sally Grumble made the discovery after her husband attempted to make her breakfast in bed
Shitty drivers will be taking to the roads to cause absolute chaos following last year's successful event
Freddy Fuckwit bought his new suit yesterday so that he could start his new job so that he could pay for his new suit
Dickheads contribute to 100% of the world's stress levels, according to scientists
Darren Undergunt's simple reply didn't go down well with wife Debbie
Workers who act like they don't want to be at work aren't acting, say workers
It's the world's first known case of anyone opening a packet without a knife
The barrel-shaped bastards have disproven expert advice on how to lose weight
Thousands of people are expected to fall foul of the new law, which takes place with immediate effect
Ms Ballotbox suffered severe inflammation of the opinion gland
"We are pretty certain that one of them will win this presidential election," says Grumpy Fucker's political analyst, Danny Bigballs
