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FuckOfftober charity campaign has encouraged people to say ‘Fuck Off’ when required

Oct 31, 2025

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FuckOfftober charity campaign has encouraged people to say ‘Fuck Off’ when required

The campaign has given more people the confidence to say ‘Fuck Off’ when someone is boring them shitless

Clive Grimgrits
Clive Grimgrits
Wife who told husband not to buy anything for her birthday disappointed that husband didn’t buy anything for her birthday

Oct 29, 2025

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4 min read

Wife who told husband not to buy anything for her birthday disappointed that husband didn’t buy anything for her birthday

“When I told him that I didn’t want anything for my birthday, I was kind of hoping that he read between the lines and went out and bought something," she said

Clive Grimgrits
Clive Grimgrits
Woman prepares for Christmas early by falling out with her family in October

Oct 24, 2025

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2 min read

Woman prepares for Christmas early by falling out with her family in October

Glenda Wideflaps phoned her parents and siblings last night to call then ‘selfish cockwombles’ to start her festive fisticuffs and save herself money

Clive Grimgrits
Clive Grimgrits
Man responds to wife’s 3,000 word text with a thumbs up

Oct 23, 2025

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3 min read

Man responds to wife’s 3,000 word text with a thumbs up

Gary Wondergunt said the emoji saved him labouriously typing out a 5,000 word reply to his wife’s interrogation as to whether he had put the bins out

Clive Grimgrits
Clive Grimgrits
Millions worldwide silently suffering from Grumpyfuckeritis

Oct 22, 2025

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3 min read

Millions worldwide silently suffering from Grumpyfuckeritis

Mornings are particular bad for sufferers of this condition, according to experts

Clive Grimgrits
Clive Grimgrits
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