Jul 7, 2025
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Mavis Turner was out buying a loaf of bread when some bright-eyed twat flashed a grin and offered her a bit of unsolicited happiness
Jun 5, 2025
Tina Tightarse applied the moisturiser on Saturday and hasn't been seen since.
Mar 12, 2025
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Shitty drivers will be taking to the roads to cause absolute chaos following last year's successful event
Nov 29, 2024
Thousands of people are expected to fall foul of the new law, which takes place with immediate effect
Oct 13, 2024
The Grumpy Fuckers Anti Social Social Club have put off ten monthly meetings so far this year
Oct 11, 2024
The boffins found that whereas dogs need constant attention, cats are quite happy for everyone to fuck off
The club’s Facebook page informed visitors that the iconic nightclub was closing because there were too many ugly fuckers patronising the venue
Oct 6, 2024
Husband Terry DumbAss had searched through the drawer after his wife Debbie had asked if they were in there
The traditional dog greeting involves two dogs sniffing each the other's anai.
Aug 23, 2024
Registered cockwombles will be subject to a range of restrictions, including being allowed out in the daytime and night time
Aug 22, 2024
The University of Farkin Larden will be offering the 3-year course from 2025
Aug 21, 2024
Critics have complained that sounding so happy about life so early in the morning is unnatural, and should be banned
Aug 12, 2024
The figure, published in a recent study, is an indicator that most people get on other people's tits.
Aug 8, 2024
A trial at an office saw productivity rise by 500%, with office workers laughing and singing their way through the day
The Government says that it’s had enough of that shit and wants to clamp down immediately
Aug 7, 2024
Charlie Bigbollocks said that it was the last straw after she’d also put up another sign that read ‘You’ve Got This’
Aug 4, 2024
The therapy will be offered to those who can't do jack shit without a cup of coffee in the mornings
Jul 30, 2024
The festival was due to be held at Cardiff Bay in August but organisers are now considering postponing it until next year
Jul 29, 2024
It follows recent domestic problems as couples struggle to pitch their tents
The boffins concluded that eating too much shit makes you fat fucker
Rover the dog barks at any other animal or human that dares pass outside his house.
An angry driver has managed to fit 34 curse words into one single sentence
Jul 27, 2024
Gaynor BonkEye has been buying cushions every day for nearly twenty years.
Jul 19, 2024
Jul 17, 2024
'He had it coming for a long time,' said a police spokesperson
