Husband gives 👍 reply to wife's 3k word text message

A husband has replied to his wife’s 3,000-word text message by giving her a simple ‘thumbs up’.

Debbie Undergunt sent her husband a lengthy text-based rant about how he’d gone to bed without cleaning the kitchen, to which husband Darren replied with an emoji.

Darren told Grumpy Fuckers:

“She wasn’t very happy with my reply. I get the same text every night. I go to bed and the next minute, my phone beeps and it’s another rendition of War and Peace, telling me how I haven’t cleaned the kitchen before bed. I always like to get up early to clean the kitchen so I couldn’t give a shit about what mess it’s in before I go to sleep. I like the challenge of a dirty kitchen first thing in the morning. My thumbs-up reply was an attempt to encapsulate everything - an acknowledgement of my lack of tidying, an acceptance that I should do better, and a promise of doing things better in the future.”

Wife Debbie said:

“The man’s a dickhead. I want a divorce.”

Darren’s thumb-up reply was the final straw and Debbie has now instigated divorce proceedings.

“I’ve sent him a divorce notice. He should get it today,” said Debbie.

“I got the papers today,” said Darren. “I might reply with a thumbs-up.”