404

The page you requested doesn't exist

We could not locate the page: /assets/index-ffa8lRpD.js.map

Try one of the featured posts or search the archive below.

Archive

World NewsWorld News
World Happiness Day can fuck right off

World Happiness Day can fuck right off

The event, which takes place on 20th March, is designed to promote wellbeing and happiness

Clive Grimgrits
Clive Grimgrits
World NewsWorld News
Woman leaves husband after discovering he makes shit coffee

Woman leaves husband after discovering he makes shit coffee

Sally Grumble made the discovery after her husband attempted to make her breakfast in bed

Clive Grimgrits
Clive Grimgrits
NewsNews
Incompetent motorists prepare for National Drive Like A Dickhead Day

Incompetent motorists prepare for National Drive Like A Dickhead Day

Shitty drivers will be taking to the roads to cause absolute chaos following last year's successful event

Clive Grimgrits
Clive Grimgrits
World NewsWorld News
Man buys new suit to go to new job to pay for new suit

Man buys new suit to go to new job to pay for new suit

Freddy Fuckwit bought his new suit yesterday so that he could start his new job so that he could pay for his new suit

Clive Grimgrits
Clive Grimgrits
World NewsWorld News
Most common cause of stress identified as 'dealing with dickheads'

Most common cause of stress identified as 'dealing with dickheads'

Dickheads contribute to 100% of the world's stress levels, according to scientists

Clive Grimgrits
Clive Grimgrits
World NewsWorld News
Husband gives 👍 reply to wife's 3k word text message

Husband gives 👍 reply to wife's 3k word text message

Darren Undergunt's simple reply didn't go down well with wife Debbie

Clive Grimgrits
Clive Grimgrits
World NewsWorld News
Workers that are 'acting like they don't want to be here' aren't acting

Workers that are 'acting like they don't want to be here' aren't acting

Workers who act like they don't want to be at work aren't acting, say workers

Clive Grimgrits
Clive Grimgrits
World NewsWorld News
Man successfully opens bacon packet by pulling on the corner

Man successfully opens bacon packet by pulling on the corner

It's the world's first known case of anyone opening a packet without a knife

Clive Grimgrits
Clive Grimgrits
World NewsWorld News
Hippos prove it's impossible to lose weight by eating salad and walking

Hippos prove it's impossible to lose weight by eating salad and walking

The barrel-shaped bastards have disproven expert advice on how to lose weight

Clive Grimgrits
Clive Grimgrits
NewsNews
+1+1
Police given new powers to shoot next person to ask 'All ready for Christmas?'

Police given new powers to shoot next person to ask 'All ready for Christmas?'

Thousands of people are expected to fall foul of the new law, which takes place with immediate effect

Clive Grimgrits
Clive Grimgrits
World NewsWorld News
Local Woman Hospitalized with Severe Case of "Postelectionitis"

Local Woman Hospitalized with Severe Case of "Postelectionitis"

Ms Ballotbox suffered severe inflammation of the opinion gland

Clive Grimgrits
Clive Grimgrits
World NewsWorld News
US Election prediction: one of them will win it

US Election prediction: one of them will win it

"We are pretty certain that one of them will win this presidential election," says Grumpy Fucker's political analyst, Danny Bigballs

Clive Grimgrits
Clive Grimgrits
FirstBack
1234
Next Last